reginaspektorbh02Dan suggests listening to this new Regina Spektor song, and then imagining headbutting an atheist. Actually, imagine you and Regina Spektor headbutting atheists together, holding hands. Actually, just imagine you and Regina Spektor holding hands, and maybe her stroking your excellent beard with the back of her hand. Unless you’re married, then you’re stuck with the headbutting thing.

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Not ScaryDan Suggests: Going to the NPR blog and listening to this live Animal Collective show for free since you didn’t get to see them live because of your lame, lame friends.

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Animal Collective – What Would I Want Sky (BBC’s FreakZone Sessions) mp3

Infectious, intoxicatingDan suggests you stop what you’re doing. Clear your mind. It’s full of crap. Put on those headphones and listen to ‘Yawny at the Apocalypse’ … and really listen to it. If you think about anything but this song for the 3:39 that it plays, I will use Internet to cut you.

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Andrew Bird – Yawny at the Apocalypse mp3

CANDY, YAY.. . . LISTENING TO LIVE MATES OF STATE ON NPR. AND THE MP3 BELOW.
I AM DROWNING IN CANDY. THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LISTEN TO MATES OF STATE.

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Mates of State – My Only Offer mp3

Dan and Micachu
. . . listening to this track because it sounds like Jack White got a better drummer, a sex change, and a nintendo.

Micachu – Calculator mp3