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Song in Plaster: The Dave Clark 5, “Catch Us If You Can”

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Four of them are handicaps.
Public Record, Friday:

10:43 AM – Three teenagers reported running through Center City Park and shouting. One attempted to ride a dog.
11:17 AM – Man reported his ex-wife stole his waterslide.
11:32 AM – Three teenagers reported for running on Main Street and shouting, and for indecent exposure of their buttocks.
11:56 AM – Suspicious looking dog reported in Center City Park.
12:15 PM – Man reported three teenagers running through his house, “going nuts.”
12:40 PM – Man reported his ex-wife returned his waterslide, but took his CSI DVDs.
1:02 PM – Women reported three teenagers engaged in cake fight in East City Park Pavilion, causing “hundreds of dollars of damage.” Teenagers pursued by officers on foot.
1:58 PM – Dog reported running in traffic on Washington Street. Appeared disoriented.
3:20 PM – Woman arrested on East A Street for showing signs of alcohol and making a false statement.
3:26 PM – Three teenagers reported for yelling and running across the hills west of town, disturbing livestock. One attempted to ride a sheep.
4:13 PM – Man arrested for ogling married, pregnant woman from his Ford Probe and making a false statement.
4:33 PM – Man reported his ex-wife “trashed” his CSI DVDs.
4:51 PM – Three teenagers pursued by officers through downtown area, including rooftops. One attempted to ride a bicycle.
5:00 PM – Officers continued pursuit.
5:36 PM – Man reported that his “crazy” ex-wife backed over suspicious, disoriented dog’s hind leg.
5:37 PM – Officers pursued teenagers across Weathervane neighborhood where all three ran into man carrying injured dog to his car. All three evaded officers via waterslide. Still at large.

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The Dave Clark 5 – “Catch Us If You Can” mp3

- Flann O’Rion writes from his home in Eugene, Oregon and reads the police briefs religiously since abandoning the Roman Catholic faith.

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Comments

3 Responses to “Song in Plaster: The Dave Clark 5, “Catch Us If You Can””

  1. Pamela H. Stevenson on July 22nd, 2009 12:16 pm

    1:02pm strangely similar to a crime perpetrated near us, recently;although we were not home at the time.

  2. Nate on July 23rd, 2009 1:38 pm

    Flawless victory.

  3. Jordan on August 20th, 2010 11:31 pm

    That’s a catchy song and plot.

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